Oh The Irony! (Or is it just me?) - Pt. II

• A thong bikini barista calling the police to report that a man had pulled up to the drive-thru wearing only a shirt and underpants.  Of notable interest, he didn't expose himself; was just wearing underpants.  She took down his license plate, and the police went to his house.  WTF? 
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• A cover band called "The Real Deal".   Mmmmmm-kay.
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• That to read the most recent copy of the "Absurdist Monthly Review", I have to click on the "download your free copy" button.
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• Lead singer of a popular local metal band who's always the life of the after-party, having to walk 7 miles to his destination at 2:30am in the morning. 
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• A rather outspoken young man who daily bitches and moans about a plethora of things, posting on Facebook how he "hates whiney little bitches".
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• An outspoken ultra-conservatvie pundit with his own agenda and matching syndicated talk-show, publicly conjecturing on his show that a newly released (and highly anticipated sequel of a) child's animated movie is designed to politically indoctrinate our children.
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• That Ryan Dunn's best friend was Bam, and bam was the last thing he remembered.